TRENDS: Gastroporn, Or, How To Make Vegetables Erotic

How times change! Animal rights organization PETA has turned the other cheek. Previously, members of the organization attracted publicity by throwing red paint (signifying blood) onto fur coats. Now they’ve recalled the bet between the sun and the wind over who could get the man to take his coat off. (The wind blew and blew…
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PRODUCT REVIEW: Twisted Grandma Pretzels

In the cold north country of Eveleth, Minnesota lives a twisted grandma. She’s got spiked blonde hair and a tattooed toe. While the other local grandmas make cookies and casseroles, Twisted G makes some wicked pretzels. Sure, from the outside they look like normal, miniature pretzel twists. But take a bite: They taste like they’ve…
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