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KAREN HOCHMAN is Editorial Director of THE NIBBLE.



September 2009

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Parker’s Crazy Cookies

Picture Yourself On A Cookie With These “People Cookie” Gifts


CAPSULE REPORT: Some might call it narcissism to have your image engraved on a cookie. Certainly, some Biblical fundamentalists would concur that "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image...” (Exodus 20:4-6)—even on a cookie. But for a different party favor or corporate gift, consider Parker’s Crazy Cookies. Send your photo, which gets made into a cookie. They’re not crazy cookies; they’re fun, and something different to amuse your guests. They taste like animal crackers, but they’re “people crackers”: You become your own human Teddy Graham. The cookies are OU kosher and vegan.


The next time you say “Bite me!” to someone, offer him or her a cookie in your likeness. Thanks to Dave Parker, your likeness can be your calling card—or at least inside a package with one.

Better yet, we like Parker’s Crazy Cookies as fun party favors, and we like the company’s slogan: “Where you can be a cookie and we can make it happen!”

It may not be on anyone’s bucket list, but if made the offer to be transformed into a tasty cookie, who could refuse?

The cookies taste like quality animal crackers and are made with kosher, vegan ingredients.

  Parker's Crazy Cookies
A cookie, a person, a cookie-person. Photo
courtesy Parker’s Crazy Cookies.

What To Do With Your Cookie Likeness

Have fun with them, as:

Party Favors

  • Anniversary
  • Bar/Bat Mitzvah
  • Bark Mitzvah
    (If the canine guests get
    dog cookies, why not the
    human guests?)
  • Birthday
  • Graduation
  • Wedding

Special Occasion Gifts

  • Holiday
  • Product Introductions
  Cookie FamilyCookify the entire family. Photo by Hannah Kaminsky | THE NIBBLE

Who Can Be Cookified?

  • Celebrant(s)
  • Family & Pet
  • Management Team
  • Products (For Corporate Cookies)
  • Anything & Anyone

There’s one phrase you won’t be able to use, though: “Don’t bite my head off!”



Custom Image Cookies

Certified OU Kosher (parve)

  • Smaller Cookies
    $4.99/6-Cookie Bag
    With Custom Label
    Minimum Order 25 Bags
    Per Design
    2" Tall x 1" Wide
  • Larger Cookies
    $5.99/6-Cookie Bag
    With Custom Label
    Minimum Order 25 Bags
    Per Design
    3" Tall x 2" Wide
  • Bulk Cookies
    $.80/Cookie Minimum 150
    For 2/Bag Wedding Favors
  • Design Fee: $20/Design
    Bride & Groom = 2 Designs

Cookie FavorsFun party favors, indeed! Photo by Corey Lugg | THE NIBBLE.

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